This is a page dedicated to eliminating squirrels complete with essays:
and the All Squirrels Must Die! "Links" page, where you can find dozens of squirrel pages, some objective some evil.
Jon's World o' Squirrels: "they have big, shiny eyes & they will sit on your shoulder & they can live as long as seven years but are lucky to live two & if you sit quietly you can hear them nibbling & they can hang upside down by their hind feet while eating & people run over them and don't care"